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u all jus jelos i am leaving da forevr u will miss me when im gone!!11
MOD NOTICE: Journals that are under three months old, have less than 30 entries and have less than 5 LJ friends will not be accepted.
RP journals will also not be accepted.

also don't link snarked artists back to this comm if you do you are dumb k

Please keep the social justice snarks to a minimum. As fun as they are to poke fun at, we don't want to risk wanksplosion so please take it to sf_drama in the future.

*~RULES*~ Please read, trust me, you will not regret it.

  • Minor violations of these rules gets a warning, and if you don't get the message, it's a ban.

  • Snarking 13+ artists is temporarily permitted: this is a test-run rule. If all goes well, this will become permanent. Just don't focus on attacking the person, but for their shitty art, like it always has been. If an artist is under 13, we ask that you do not snark at all.

  • If you can dish it, you can take it. Don't cry to any of us if you get snarked. This goes for a post here about your art or something stupid you did on this community that got snarked in an LJ community.

  • Policy violations on their own do not make good posts. Report it and move on.

  • Do not use a deviantartsnark post to rally people to troll or harass another user. Not only is it against the TOS of LiveJournal and DeviantART, but it makes you look like a tool. Just don't.

  • Don't delete your posts or comments (even on your own post). If a comment is inappropriate, bring it to the mods' attention and it will be dealt with. It's awfully hard to determine what happens to obnoxious people when there is no trace of their douchery left to look at. If your post sucks, take it like a grown-up.

  • Do not post about old memes (SnapeSnogger, princessangel83, crystal-for-ever) unless they have done something very recent. If you are not sure who is or who isn't considered old meme, look here first.
  • As of 16/4/2011 ED is now a Know Your Meme type site called Oh Internet.

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mascot drawn by flierfox

Konnichiwa san desu! I am Clusterfuck McShitsngiggles-chan! Or CM-chan for short. ^___^
I like anime, pocky, sushi, manga, j-rock and most of all NARUTO!!! I love Sasuke-kun! @_@ I think He Is Kawaii nee! =^___^= I am what you call a Sparklerabbit! DESU! I hate homophobes and the band Brand New >_<. Arigato sans desu!

i should do a haiku or something but i am no good at them instead i deleted the heres your sign post after what was 3 years

Old Meme List (revised 07/10)

-Snapesnogger, crystal-for-ever, princessangel03, sapphydracess, sonicrocksmysocks and any other 'popular' artist already done to death


-Inflation artists and any other fetish based snarks. If the snark in question is really WTF and/or badly done, then it is allowed. Don't post a fetish snark just because you are disgusted by it. This goes for pairings too, just because it isn't your OTP does not make it a snark.

-Sonic recolours seriously just stop posting them. You see one, you seen them all. In the case of drama surrounding one and it is/has the potential to be delicious, by all means post.

-Sparkledogs should be posted in anti_sparkledog. If there is huge drama then you can crosspost, but please post your sparklesnarks there first.

-Chris chan. We know.

For the list of individual artists that are considered old meme, see this post

Further questions/Complaints/Need to talk to a mod?
The mod cairnterror (Active) can be contacted at:
AIM: Duckustace
MSN: seismic_saffya[at]hotmail.com [strictly for MSN only!]
Email: robocoddess[at]googlemail.com
She will respond as quickly as possible.

The mod maids (Active) can be contacted via PM and she will get back to you on her own time.
She will try to answer your queries to the best of her ability.

The mod flierfox (Active) can be contacted at:
Email: auwa@hellokitty.com
AIM: flierfoxthegreat
Ban inquiries should be discussed with her.

The mod kassichu (Semi-active) can be contacted at:
Email: lizardpitas@gmail.com
AIM: kassichu
Ask her damn near everything, she is online all the time.

The mod 67 (Active) can be contacted via PM, and is online most of the time.

The following mods are Not active:

It would be advised that you contact an active mod of you have any queries.

We also have an IRC based chat room for discussions regarding to the community. Please read the info here before proceeding. it's dead do not bother and no we are not bringing it back

If you're interested in snarking other sites, check out these communities:
vcl_snark VCL
wtf_fa Fur Affinity
wtf_fap Furry Art Pile
storm_snark Strom Artists
pokesnark Pokemon
bad_travels Travel experiences (read the profile)
anti_sparkledog Sparkledoggies

If you prefer your snarks a little highbrow, check out smartsnark (moderated membership)

And for help with ED articles concerning tartlets please visit:
da_ed (all posts must be friends only)

And now........

CLUSTERFUCK: Repercussions of Flamers

Clusterfuck McShitsngiggles waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were homophobes in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Sparkledog were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Clusterfuck was a ninja for fourteen years. When she was young she watched Naruto and she said to dad "I want to be on the trees daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HOMOPHOBES"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Hidden Village of DA she knew there were homophobes.
"This is Teruchan" the radio crackered. "You must fight the homophobes!"
So Clusterfuck gotted her rainbow rifle and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the homophobes
"I will shoot at her" said the cyberphobe and he played Brand New in maximum volume. Clusterfuck plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the homophobes" she shouted
The radio said "No, Clusterfuck. You are the homophobes"
And then Clusterfuck was a pocky.
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